Old Ximar wishes his best friend’s wife would stop trying to keep him alive, damnit.
Vien Luchten during the Clone Wars
A personal re-imagining of ‘Twilight’. In which Bella is a high school teenager who becomes roped into helping Edward—the lamest of all vampires, can’t even infect people I mean my gosh—find his nightly meals after he discovers what a hard-core lolita otaku she used to be in middle school.
The angsty poetry about marrying her prince of the night.
Acting like a roll playing character who was a creature of the darkness.
And yeah she had all the dresses. And the lace eyepatch.
It was just that phase in her life that she would like to leave behind forever and never have anyone mention again.
After having gone to the trouble of moving up to Washington state to live with her dad and trying to go through high school as a normal teenager, she doesn’t need this lame-ass vampire—who’s list of cool powers ends right at having a weak constitution, fainting all the time, and posessing some hard-core middle school blackmail—wrecking her efforts to re-invent herself.
this language barrier problem is real in the galaxy far far away
Althea momma and
one kid, and his mother. Can this hurdle be jumped by such baby legs? Of course it can after a fashion.
if I were a centauroid lady, I’d take my bipedal guy around for a ride on my back. They’re easier to transport that way it’s just logic, see?
Phoaci, the Sith Queen of Sass and Snark. Balin, a challenger has appeared.
"Ohoho! Whatcha’ some kinda’ fancy Jedi, now?? All growed up an’ nawt growed up a’tal!"
baby deer child and his great otterleopard auntie.
what a weird family
some of Gerarra Flur’s pirate hoodlums.
I do like me some dangerous pirate Star Wars ladies.