Old Ximar wishes his best friend’s wife would stop trying to keep him alive, damnit.

  July 30, 2014 at 10:45am

Capriole
Acrylic on masonite

  July 28, 2014 at 03:56pm

brainstemsofthoughtflowers:

Vien Luchten during the Clone Wars

Shah Kowa seated

  July 28, 2014 at 12:47pm

Thanks Balin

  July 27, 2014 at 11:12pm

A personal re-imagining of ‘Twilight’. In which Bella is a high school teenager who becomes roped into helping Edward—the lamest of all vampires, can’t even infect people I mean my gosh—find his nightly meals after he discovers what a hard-core lolita otaku she used to be in middle school.

The angsty poetry about marrying her prince of the night.

Acting like a roll playing character who was a creature of the darkness.

And yeah she had all the dresses. And the lace eyepatch.

It was just that phase in her life that she would like to leave behind forever and never have anyone mention again.

After having gone to the trouble of moving up to Washington state to live with her dad and trying to go through high school as a normal teenager, she doesn’t need this lame-ass vampire—who’s list of cool powers ends right at having a weak constitution, fainting all the time, and posessing some hard-core middle school blackmail—wrecking her efforts to re-invent herself.

  July 24, 2014 at 08:24pm

this language barrier problem is real in the galaxy far far away

  July 18, 2014 at 01:17pm

brainstemsofthoughtflowers:

Pokeshame: arcanine

Althea momma and

one kid, and his mother. Can this hurdle be jumped by such baby legs? Of course it can after a fashion.

  July 11, 2014 at 07:42pm

if I were a centauroid lady, I’d take my bipedal guy around for a ride on my back. They’re easier to transport that way it’s just logic, see?

  July 10, 2014 at 08:52am

Phoaci, the Sith Queen of Sass and Snark. Balin, a challenger has appeared.

  July 08, 2014 at 02:34pm

"Ohoho! Whatcha’ some kinda’ fancy Jedi, now?? All growed up an’ nawt growed up a’tal!"

  July 03, 2014 at 04:08pm

baby deer child and his great otterleopard auntie.

what a weird family

  July 01, 2014 at 11:19am

some of Gerarra Flur’s pirate hoodlums.

I do like me some dangerous pirate Star Wars ladies.

  June 30, 2014 at 03:37pm

Jedi Althea and her tired Ranger boyfriend. and his socks geez

Ximar has seen better vacations than being captured by the Empire.

  June 30, 2014 at 11:46am